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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing KidneyJohn woke up to the sound of Sherlock snoring. The detective was sprawled over him like an octopus, and John estimated his snoring to be roughly 2,5 on Richter scale he had become quite good at determining that.
John pried himself from Sherlock's death grip and left the bed for kitchen. On the way there he glanced around the flat. Nothing was out of ordinary: Sherlock's experiments were scattered around the living room, the skull was in its place on the mantelpiece, the unicorn was standing in the corner, peacefully munching on hay... Wait, what?!
"...What?" Sherlock murmured.
"What the hell did you put in my tea last night?!" John asked and pouted. Sherlock grumbled something illegible to his pillow as an answer.
"There's a bloody unicorn in our flat!" John shouted.
"Yes, her name is Twilight Sparkle. What of it?"
The unicorn lifted her head.
"Sherlock! It's talking to me! Should I be worried?"
"You sure?" John frowned worriedly.
"But we ca
pray into my collarbone
let your snake tongue slither
with the syllables.
i wish for soft-chested nights,
and the trickle of champagne down crystal glass.
poppy-lips, lull me to sleep,
nurse my coiling tongue with yours;
tap my scalp like a silent drum,
and wind my hair in between your fingers
like broken guitar strings.
(serenade me with the buzz of pollen in your kiss.)
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